For reasons that are just way too complicated to explain, and even if I did, you'd be compelled to pour lighter fluid on your face and burn it off. I've been unable to post updates here on my blog. But in the coming days, I'm going to rebrand, and reassess my place on the blogosphere. 

I know you guys give a rats ass.

By the way, I really should have at least updated the page AFTER I finally saw Terminator Salvation. THAT MOVIE SUCKED BALLS.