Wow... I've been neglecting this place.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 11:08AM For reasons that are just way too complicated to explain, and even if I did, you'd be compelled to pour lighter fluid on your face and burn it off. I've been unable to post updates here on my blog. But in the coming days, I'm going to rebrand, and reassess my place on the blogosphere.
I know you guys give a rats ass.
By the way, I really should have at least updated the page AFTER I finally saw Terminator Salvation. THAT MOVIE SUCKED BALLS.
















Armageddon Shopping List
So its 2012, Rapture, the flesh eating dead rise from the ground, a super flu leaves everyone shit-faced except for a handful of idiots that keep dreaming about Aunt Jemima, nuclear suckfest, angry rage infected Britains with bad teeth, or Al gore and Roland Emmerich have the last laugh and the planet's weather system is screwed forever — what are you gonna need on hand to make the road agents and zombies to run for cover? Me? Well I've made arrangements to send my family to planet "It's Way Better Here", so no worries for my loved ones, it'll only be me, the Lonesome Dove left here on Planet Zero to have all the fun — but I need to go shopping...
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